Yelping with Cormac McCarthy

And I discovered this on Pajiba who discovered it from someplace else and I'm re-posting cuz I think it's awesome. Called Yelping with Cormac McCarthy. Here's a bit about 'his' trip to Ikea: I went to the damndest store I ever saw with my son and my daughter in law shortly after my granddaughter was born. Had to be the biggest furniture store in the world. Showroom floor with these little rooms all done up you could walk through. I felt like I was trespassing. My son and his wife were arguing about I don’t know what so I hung back a bit and before long I lost them. I ended up next to a wall of chairs. Maybe 30 chairs on shelves all lined up. I guess I stood there for a long time just looking at them. These entries are the clever work of EDW Lynch, and it's some of the funniest writing I've read.

Hello, Again, Hello

As Ned Flanders would say, "Heidi-ho, neighborino!" I've been away for a long time, huh. According the Blogger, since March. I haven't been idle, though. Nope. Not in the least. Writing, writing, reading, writing some more, trip to Disneyworld, conference, writing and reading. And if you're into true crime, I've got some book recommendations for ya! Oh, yeah, my mind was filled with all kinds of unfortunate yet provocative stories. Next post. Promise! And! And I'll have exciting news about my next release No One Knows You're Here. For now, I'll leave you with a sign -- I won't tell you where I took it but I don't think it matters. It would be blech wherever it hung.