Stuntin'

I'm a child of layaway and remember the crumpled yellow slip and the crumpled $10 bill and seeing your special leather jacket in the plastic wrap back there in the Wilson's Leather storage room... 

But a fur on layaway?! 

That's a lot of $10 bills.

Don't Eat...

Or I'll shoot!

(A BBQ catering place in Greebsboro, NC)

If It Ain't a Toilet...

Then what is it?